Video Spotlight: Shatner Reads Levi Johnston

In this clip from a recent episode of Conan O’Brien’s The Tonight Show, William Shatner follows up a previous performance of Sarah Palin’s Twitter posts, this time lampooning the father of Palin’s granddaughter, Levi Johnston.

With the aid of a double bassist and bongo player, Shatner lays down some beat poetry-style tweeting from the mind of a man who is clearly a misunderstood genius.

Source: Mashable.

Movie Trailer: Darfur

For those not familiar with the filmography of Uwe Boll, the infamous German-born director is responsible for some of the lowest-ranking films of all time on the IMDb. His back catalogue consists mostly of video game adaptations such as House Of The Dead and Alone In The Dark. Those that I’ve watched, I can honestly say have gone beyond the realms of ‘so bad its good’ and into something altogether more horrifically awful.

With his new film, Boll focusses on the ongoing conflict in Darfur. Starring Edward Furlong, Matt Frewer, Billy Zane and Boll stalwart Kristanna Loken, the dialogue in Darfur is alleged to be improvised by the actors on-set and filmed mostly with hand-held cameras in order to give it a better sense of realism.

I don’t know how this will turn out, but no doubt the film will cause a considerable stir. Whether that be from those familiar with the real-world conflict, from Uwe Boll’s numerous detractors, or from those looking to take Boll on in another boxing match, remains to be seen.

Source: Cinematical.

Movie Trailer: YELLOWBRICKROAD

This looks interesting. YellowBrickRoad, a suspense-horror film directed by Jesse Holland, which looks like an atmospheric mixture of The Evil Dead, The Shining and The Blair Witch Project.

Centred around a mysterious wilderness trail that was supposedly the last place anybody saw the residents of a sleepy rural American town, before they were discovered by a search party variously frozen to death and brutally slaughtered.

Not many details are available at present, but it looks suitably tense and creepy, very well filmed and with a great musical score.

The film’s tagline is: “They were searching for an evil in the forest… but the forest found the evil in them.”

Source: GeekTyrant.

Movie Trailer: How To Train Your Dragon

Look, I’m just going to come out and say it: I hated Shrek. The first one and all its lousy sequels.

Maybe it’s that I was already sick of Mike Myers’ ‘Scottish’ accent long before the first Shrek came out, or that I can’t stand Eddie Murphy, or that the goofy animation style really bugged me, but I never understood the appeal of the series, let alone how anyone thought making a trilogy was a good idea.

Dreamworks’ latest CGI adventure, though, looks worth a punt. It’s based on the first book in a series by Cressida Cowell about a young, awkward Viking youth named Hiccup (voiced by Jay Baruchel – Kevin from Tropic Thunder). In it, Hiccup’s attempts to impress his fiery-tempered father, Stoick the Vast (Gerard Butler) result in him inadvertently adopting a young dragon. The dragons are the enemies of the Vikings in this world, leading to a comedic conflict of interest for the young Hiccup.

The film has been shot in 3D for Imax audiences, and also stars Ugly Betty’s America Ferrera and the guys that played Seth and ‘McLovin’ in Superbad. It’ll be out in the second quarter of 2010.

Movie Trailer: The Cup Of Tears

It’s Kill Bill meets 300 in this new trailer for forthcoming sci-fi/samurai extravaganza The Cup Of Tears. Shot in Ireland, using a RED digital camera and directed by newcomer Gary Shore, the film seems steeped equally in magic and technology.

The trailer is heavy on style and action, but will the story – apparently about a young samurai tasked with retrieving the fabled Cup Of Tears – be able to maintain interest once the initial flash has worn off?

I’ll be keeping an eye on this one for more details as they emerge.

Source: GeekTyrant.

Movie Trailer: George Romero’s ‘Survival Of The Dead’

OK, so the last two Romero zombie films (Land Of The Dead, then Diary Of The Dead) were pretty terrible, but I’m still willing to give him another chance. Judging by this trailer, he’s not doing anything mind-blowing in the originality stakes, but the characteristic dark humour is there, alongside the almost slapstick level of gore and mutilation.

Survival… continues the saga of a world fallen prey to the risen dead. An island off the American coast has been established as a safe haven against the relentless zombie horde. The intention is for humanity to rebuild itself, to prepare to retake the mainland if the zombies won’t simply ‘die’ of their own accord.

Not sure how the ‘they can walk underwater’ factor introduced in Land… will affect the outcome, but it’s safe to assume that not everything will go according to plan. Remember we’re talking about a film series where, without fail, humankind proves to be its own worst enemy.

Source: GeekTyrant.

Movie News: Warren Ellis’ ‘Black Summer’ coming to the big screen?

Apparently, Ryne Pearson (script writer on the film Knowing) is due to write a screenplay for an adaptation of Warren Ellis‘ limited series Black Summer.

The story follows an original superhero team known as ‘The Seven Guns’, a group of young inventors who have enhanced their bodies through scientific modification, giving them immense power. Once heroes held in high regard, by the time the story begins they have fallen considerably out of favour.

At the beginning of Black Summer, one of the Seven Guns has murdered the President of the United States, ostensibly due to their alleged involvement in war crimes, electoral fraud and violation of the Geneva convention.

Given the striking similarities between the fictitious cabinet in Black Summer and that of the former president George W. Bush, I can’t see this film coming about exactly as Ellis intended. Just look at what happened to Mark Millar‘s ultraviolent Wanted when that was brought to the silver screen.

I’d hedge my bets on the likelihood of this film being anything like the comic. As a general principle, without the visceral intent of the original source material, books like this don’t have a lot to offer as film adaptations.

Source: Comingsoon.net.

Game On: Borderlands (PC)


Format: Xbox 360, Windows PC.
Rating: BBFC, 18 / ESRB, M

Borderlands is a hybrid first person shooter and role-playing game, dubbed the first ever ‘Role Playing Shooter’ by developer Gearbox. Set in a futuristic environment on a desolate planet known as Pandora, the game focuses on the quest to uncover a mythical vault somewhere on the planet’s surface, which involves traversing the large, sectioned game world and fighting swarms of unpleasant beasts and bugbears along the way.

On first impression, the cel-shaded graphics and sprawling landscapes are certainly impressive, and the character design and voice acting are solid. When you first begin, you create a fresh character from one of the four basic types (gun specialist, stealthy sniper, psychic assassin or hard-hitting juggernaut), give him or her a name, and select your clothing’s colour scheme. You soon pick up your first gun and get into a firefight with some hostile bandits. Your guide, a graceless yet disarming robot called a “Claptrap” shows you where to find your first quest, and away you go.

Very quickly, the game shows where it got much of its inspiration. The questing and reward system is anything but proprietary, but goes a little further in borrowing elements familiar to those who play MMOs such as World of Warcraft. Similarly, the player won’t make it far from the first town before they realise that rushing through the main quests is impossible without a bit of ‘level grinding’, or fighting groups of monsters over and over again until you get strong enough to continue. The Borderlands world can feel a little empty at first, but this is something the story attempts to explain, and soon changes when the player progresses in the game.

These niggles aside, the game gradually opens up into a thing of considerable scope, and as the player levels up they gain access to new and better skills, weapons and abilities, not to mention the ability to travel around the desert landscape in a turbo-charged assault vehicle. The dialogue, main characters and even enemies have been crafted with a good deal of humour, and the game proudly wears its influences on its sleeve. Homages abound to classic action films, and the whole affair is drenched in western-meets-post-apocalyptic style.

The combat is violent and fast-paced, allowing you to equip several weapons of differing function, ranging from sniper rifles to six-shooter revolvers, to missile launchers and pump-action shotguns. Each weapon you find will have randomised stats such as firing rate, damage and elemental damage types (e.g. fire, acid), a feature which Gearbox promises will mean no two games are ever alike. You can trade these weapons in when you’re done with them, accruing money to spend on medikits, shields and those pesky respawn charges when you die.

One of the real selling points of the game, according to its developer, is that it allows a player to invite others to join in at any point during their adventure. This means you can have someone who has already done much of the main questline to come and help you, should you get stuck on a particularly tricky mission. It also means that you can start a new game alongside a friend, and do the whole thing together. While this freedom to play in your own style and at your own pace is great in theory, in practice it is anything but straightforward (at least on the PC version).

Unfortunately, Borderlands for PC, a game which can be purchased through Valve‘s Steam content delivery system, does not feature multiplayer that runs through Steam, but through the god-awful Gamespy network. As if this weren’t bad enough, any attempt to connect to a friend’s game will result in failure unless you manually reconfigure your network router. As of yet, I haven’t done this myself, since I’m waiting for the game developers to fix their mistake. For now I’ll stick to the single player experience which, as already mentioned, is more than worth the price of admission.

Movie Trailer: The Road

 

Based on Cormac McCarthy‘s post-apocalyptic book of the same name, The Road follows Viggo Mortensen as he traverses a ruined earth with his son, struggling to preserve the goodness in the boy as he keeps him alive in an almost-dead world gone mad.

The Road is out later this month, and also stars Charlize Theron, Guy Pearce and Robert Duvall. I’ve not read the book, but based on the strength of the trailer and on McCarthy’s previous No Country For Old Men, I’ll definitely aim to catch this during its cinematic run.

Source: Spill.com.

Movie Trailer: Avatar (take 2)

Did you see the first Avatar trailer?

Shit, wasn’t it?

I mean, to read the synopsis, you’d think James Cameron‘s ultra-hyped science fiction opus was going to be the best thing since Ellen Ripley climbed into a cargo loader exosuit and squared off against one big Alien momma; to watch the first trailer, you’d think it was an attempt by Pixar to knock Cars off the top of the “Our Worst Films” list.

With the previous marketing team presumably staked out and left for the facehuggers, trailer number two rolls around and attempts to set the record straight.

For me, they’ve certainly gone some way towards rekindling my excitement about the film. It’s majestic, without being over-the-top, and hints at both the film’s story and level of action without ramming either down your throat.

Moreover, this will be Sam Worthington‘s chance to show us what he’s capable of without having a shameless screen-hog barking his performance to pieces.

What do you think?

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