Quick! Imagine Transformers 2 as a lingerie ad! What? A robot in a bra? I give up.

Anyway, moving swiftly on, it turns out Michael Bay has been directing adverts for Victoria’s Secret for a while now, but this one takes the brain-dead, action cliché-ridden cake.

Not sure about the ladies (Okay, lady. Okay, mum!) reading, but I reckon it’ll shift a few units to the men who slip into a shopper’s coma long enough to locate the website and dig out their credit card.

Source: Cinematical.