Proof that there is no such thing as an uncool musical instrument
https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/10/10/proof-that-there-is-no-such-thing-as-an-uncool-musical-instrument/
Spotify Playlist: 28 September 2009
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https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/09/28/spotify-playlist-28-september-2009/
On The Game, and how you play It
For those of you who are not familiar with the phenomenon known simply as The Game: welcome! You’re in for a treat.
For those of you who are familiar with It: HA HA! You lose! Pass it on.
The Game is one of those things that you can easily spend too much time thinking about, but you really shouldn’t if you ever want to win It. Put simply, now you know of The Game, you are also now playing It. In fact, you’ve been playing It ever since you were born, and possibly even before that (if you believe in that sort of thing).
To know The Game is to play The Game. To remember you are playing The Game, however, is to LOSE.
So long as you forget about The Game’s existence, you will not lose. This means that so long as you forget you’re playing, you don’t have to do anything but continue to play. As soon as you remember you’re playing (either on your own, or through being reminded by an object or someone telling you), you lose and are duty-bound to inform everyone around you that they, too, have lost. If someone just told you, you’re allowed to swear at them. Go on, it’ll make you feel better.
So to those of you reading this who, until a few minutes ago, were boasting a 20+ year winning streak I say: unlucky.
Maybe you’ll do better next time.
https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/09/14/on-the-game-and-how-you-play-it/
Spotify Playlist: 31 August 2009
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https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/08/31/spotify-playlist-31-august-2009/
Spotify Playlist: 17 August 2009
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https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/08/17/spotify-playlist-17-august-2009/
Spotify Playlist: 10 August 2009
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https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/08/10/spotify-playlist-10-august-2009/
Questions Meme
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retromorphosis, long overdue answers care of me.
1. What advice would you give your ten-years-ago self?
Read between the lines, dipshit. You have at least three girls who are interested in you, so forget that horrendous ex and enjoy yourself. Stop playing Ultima Online, get out more and change your degree to something you have a remote interest in. You can learn what you need to know about computers on the fly.
Oh, and whatever you do, don’t go to the free bar at the end of the year. You’ll lose friends over it. Best to quit drinking now – it’ll save you a world of hurt in the long run.
2. What’s your biggest guilty pleasure?
Really awful, unhealthy food. Always has been, probably always will be. I tend to repent after the act, but there are days when I will eat enough junk food to last a fortnight.
3. If you had to join a recreational team in any sport, which would it be?
I used to play rugby when I was in school. I had the size and weight advantage, and could take a knock. Never had much enthusiasm for it, it was just something to do. I’m not competitive enough for team sports, and I hate playing something I’m crap at (e.g. football).
If I had to choose something, it’d be something crazy like competitive dancing or the like. When it comes to sport, I prefer to do it on my own. I’m a team sport spectator! Ha ha.
4. What’s the best cure for a hangover?
I never get them, believe it or not! Well, maybe once or twice in my entire life, but I’m usually lucky enough to avoid them. I quit drinking a few weeks back, with the serious intent to stay sober for good, so I doubt that’ll change any time soon 🙂
5. Why won’t you ever come to Del’s with me anymore? 😉
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If you want me to ask you 5 questions about yourself, let me know in a comment!
https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/08/03/questions-meme/
Spotify Playlist: 03 August 2009
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https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/08/03/spotify-playlist-03-august-2009/
Spotify Playlist: 27 July 2009
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https://everybodydancenow.net/blog/2009/07/27/spotify-playlist-27-july-2009/